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Start working with the U.S Government to protect the Constitutional rights of Guantanamo Bay detainees and captured Enemy Combatants today.

You may have heard about our program on CNN or FOX, or some of the three-dozen newspapers that have already covered us so far. No matter how you came to be here, you’re finally here, and that means you may just be the patriotic sort of American we need to make our program, and in fact our very nation, actually work.

integrity.jpgNow that so many of America’s enemies are slated for cart blanche release, thanks in no small part to activists and activist judges, we’ve got more men ready for release than they have nations that will take them back.

Some were taken in to custody in countries that no longer exist, others were multi-nationals from nations that wouldn’t touch them with the ten-foot pole we used to interrogate them.

Our information, successfully extracted, prevented untold assaults against the American freedomscape, but much of this information has been deemed “unreliable” and “inadmissible” to courts of “law”, based on the terrifyingly unbelievable methods used to extract it.

So prosecution is off the table, much like impeachment, regardless of whether either is due or viable.

Your country needs you!

Will you take one or more free men of insurgency in to your home, or will we have to go back to a left-leaning congress and beg for more drastic remedies, such as forced placement?

Only you can help, and since you’re a red-blooded patriot, we know you will.

Read about our ADOPTION REQUIREMENTS / RULES

Many of the most dangerous insurgents captured in the early days of the war on terror will soon be released, but a large number of them are not allowed back into their home countries. We’re currently looking for volunteers to help us find homes for these unfortunate casualties in the struggle against religious extremism, and we’re looking to you for help.

Adopt an insurgent!

It costs money to send them somewhere and then have to capture and kill them anyway. A better solution would be to just let their own supporters in the US take them into their homes so they can be assured that they are being well looked after, treated fairly and enjoy and the rights and freedoms that should apply not only to US citizens, but to enemy combatants captured on foreign battlefields. Read the Full Rules Here.

We only have a few choices what to do with these inventory. We would deport them if we could, but many hundreds have no country that will take them. They were mostly disappeared in Afghanistan, but have different nationalities. Some countries won’t take them because they are so dangerous, unsavory or dissident, and others won’t take them because they were declared dead years ago, and no nation wants a zombie.

Poland agreed to take some of them, but even with all the glowing press our great nation has given them, it’s still insufficient for them to let us empty our historically unprecedented prison of infidels into their country. We’d like to just detain them forever, but the Supreme Court has decided this is not an acceptable practice, even with national security on the line.

The “Human Rights Nazis” win again; we are forced to remove them from the supposed horror of Guantanamo Bay. We could relocate them properly, but that would cost literally millions of dollars per year, and the American tax payers deserve better.

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 My Insurgent.com Articles

See Something, Say Something - We can’t be too concise about this matter, nor can we legally be too vague, but it basically boils down to this; if you see something, say something... Read More

Dos and Don'ts - If you are not a “rules” person, like most of our adoptive families, you may do better to skip our formal pages of formal rules and stick to this handy guideline of dos and don’ts to keep your compass pointing north. Read More

Adoptee/Detainee Profiles - Please browse and choose through some of our many profiles available, and if you see one you like, click to learn more and continue to our adoption page to request your very own “guest” today. View Profiles

 MyInsurgent.com Testimonials

“Hey Insurgent Mine, my husband has been trying for three months to get his paperwork in and I’m really worried about him. I think he’s going to become dangerous soon if you guys don’t approve or deny his application, so please say something, I beg of you. The children are frightened.” – Marigold Almsted, Poughkeepsie, NY

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